1. Cover him TIGHTLY in wet rawhide & let it dry, squeezing his insides out.(man of the house)
2. Tie him dangling over a 100metre (109.4yard) pit then cover the rope with blood and let starving rats gnaw their way through it.(jewel of the nile)
3. Tie him dangling over a 100metre (109.4yard) pit and drop acid {drop by drop} onto the rope.(jewel of the nile)
4. Inject him with acid and let him melt from the inside out. (larry's brother's sick, sick mind)
5. Wash his parka ( that orange hooded jacket he wears) in hot water, causing it to shrink with him still inside. (my sick mind)
6. Don't kill him bury him alive.
7. Cremate him before his natural death.
8. Bury him in a pot and watch him de-evolve into a house plant.
9. Spray him with a water pistol full of acid.
10. put him into a pit with:
A) Marylin Manson
B) Ozzy Osbourne
C) Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter
D) All the above
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